The Pope in My Pizza

I like Pope Francis. He definitely would be one of the Popes in my pizza. Probably the only one.

Francis says all the right things. He's better than the last Pope, Ratzinger, and Ratzinger was better than Pius and Pius was better than Hitler, though those two had a delicious working relationship for a couple of years. 

If Jesus had lived he would drive a Prius, and take one letter out of Prius and you get Pius. Life is a great big circle, like that pizza.