The Great Plotnik

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Stiletto City-2

The Great Plotnik's ancestral home is called Stiletto City, named for the height-enhancing needles many of its citizens have permanently attached to all their footwear. Usually, the same people wearing height enhancers are also using width diminishers and hair enlargers. They carry cordless phones and are concerned about threats to their planet. So, the streets of Stiletto City are filled with tall, thin, big-haired, short, fat bald people screaming into invisible cell phones about Martians.

1 Comments:

At 11:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

GP needs to get home to
his adopted city where
people never use cell
phones nor pouf their
hair too much.

 

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