PunkyDunky, son of Plotnik

PunkyDunky, son of Plotnik, does many things that his father does too, as well as many more Plotnik has never done, like bungie jumping and deep sea diving and eating sheep’s eyeballs. It’s getting difficult to tell the boy anything, because he already knows most of it.

PunkyDunky can cook as well as Plotnik, play basketball better than Plotnik, play guitar far better than Plotnik, even speak Portuguese and do the Xhosa click while on the air. He is infinitely more resourceful and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.

However, there are still a few things The Great PunkyDunky has to learn. He knows no Plotzkish (the language of the original Plotzkies), he can’t stop hiccups by holding his index fingers together, and he doesn’t realize he should hate Brian Johnson, Joe Morgan, Jim Davenport and Bobby Thomson, while never forgiving Tom Niedenfeuer, Terry Forster, Jorge Orta and Todd Zeile. But he’s young. He’s got time.