Bear Foot

Bear Foot
Originally uploaded by thegreatplotnik.

These bear foot, uh, shoes and red-and-black print, uh, pants, were the fashion highlights of last night's semimonthly gathering of TIAPOS (This Is A Piece Of Shit) Writer's group, which met in tony and fashionable Infernal Heights. Over champagne cocktails, the assembled flower of Saint Plotniko's literary intelligentsia declined to read anything at all, but instead put on each other's shoes and underwear. Here is famed poet and designer of paint chips T.G. Willnik modeling the "Bear-All," today simply a Tiaposian Fashion Statement, but tomorrow poised to sweep the nation, or maybe it's that the writers of TIAPOS will soon be sweeping the nation, starting at Sixth and Market.