The Great Plotnik

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Dr. Les Pain-Nik


Dr. Heinik
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Although Dr. Heinik has a Natural Plotnik Name, his Great Plotnik Name is Dr. Les Pain-Nik. Dr. Les Pain-Nik is dentist to the entire Plotnik family. The best part is that he earns his name. He causes no pain, zero, when he uses his Deadly Plaque Remover (DPR). Plus, he writes down the right answers in his book.

Dr. L P-N: "So, Mr. Great Plotnik, are you flossing?"
TGP: "Uh..."
Dr. L P-N: "What?"
TGP: "Yes."

He writes down "Yes."

Dr. L P-N: "Good. Every day?"
TGP: "No..."
Dr. L P-N: "What?"
TGP: "Yes. Every day."

He writes down "Every day."

Dr. L P-N: "Excellent. Do you use the rubber-tip gum massager I gave you?"
TGP: "No."
Dr. L P-N: "What?"
TGP: "Yes."
Dr. L P-N: "Good. Once a day?"
TGP: "No."
Dr. L P-N: "What?"
TGP: "Yes."

He writes down "Yes. Every day."

Dr. L P-N: "Good. You're done. See you in four months. Can I see the picture you took?"
TGP: "Sure. Do you like it?"
Dr. L P-N: "No."
TGP: "What?"
Dr. L P-N: "Yes."
TGP: "You're the best, Doc."

1 Comments:

At 8:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha! I like your pic too,it's wonderfully frightening. We are dental soulmates.

 

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