No Desires to Travel Here, Thanks.

The other night, at Borders Books, after listening to the hysterical Don Asmussen (the grown-up Calvin who did not mention one single word about Hobbes), The Great Plotnik, The Great Ducknik and The Blond Bombshell wandered through the Travel Section. They decided to look for the travel book written about the most obscure country. It really was no contest. North Korea wins the prize. Can you imagine anywhere you'd like to visit, to camp out in, to listen to music in, to walk through museums in, or to taste the delicious local delicacies in, less?