Nothing but Almost News

Tomorrow is new baby picture time -- PD, 5H and B-I were in Chicago for Easter and wait 'til you see the shot of You Know Who in her first Bunny Easter Bonnet. But I can't post the pictures today due to We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties.

The Great BZWZ sounds like she is embarking on a new career as Labor Negotiator, beginning with herself. Can't tell you anything about that either until she says it's OK to. Things are looking very good, though.

And, just to finish the Hat Trick for things mentioned but unexplained, The Great Plotnik is recording "Who Will Be Our Mandela," but you can't hear it because no one in the history of recorded music has ever been such a time-wasting klutz in the studio.

This is called: No News Today.