Frog Never Rode the 14-Mission

Don't EVER ride the 14-Mission unless you just smell too sweet and need a little foot odor to balance out your aromatic portfolio.

Don't EVER try to reason with AT&T cell phone salespeople. Plotnik thinks it ought to be a crime, punishable by two hours on the 14-Mission, when they give you their manager's business card and say "Just call and talk to Shawn, he'll probably be able to help you," and then you call the number and it's a national AT&T call number where they tell you in English and Spanish to Press 5, eat ka-ka and die.

Don't EVER think Plotnik will ever learn how to link from The Great Plotnik to SF-Theaterblog.com. At least in this century.

However, DO go over to sf-theaterblog.com to read the review of "After the Quake" at Berkeley Rep, that Plot and Duck saw last night. It's a terrific show, and the Thrust Stage at Berkeley Rep is seriously gorgeous and definitely one of the very places in the Bay Area to see live theater. Great room, great show, three and a half Stars with a Bang.

But...Plottie thinks he's not very Berkeley anymore. He used to feel a real kinship with the folks over there. Now...jeez. We'll talk about that some more.