The Great Plotnik

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Frog Never Rode the 14-Mission

Don't EVER ride the 14-Mission unless you just smell too sweet and need a little foot odor to balance out your aromatic portfolio.

Don't EVER try to reason with AT&T cell phone salespeople. Plotnik thinks it ought to be a crime, punishable by two hours on the 14-Mission, when they give you their manager's business card and say "Just call and talk to Shawn, he'll probably be able to help you," and then you call the number and it's a national AT&T call number where they tell you in English and Spanish to Press 5, eat ka-ka and die.

Don't EVER think Plotnik will ever learn how to link from The Great Plotnik to At least in this century.

However, DO go over to to read the review of "After the Quake" at Berkeley Rep, that Plot and Duck saw last night. It's a terrific show, and the Thrust Stage at Berkeley Rep is seriously gorgeous and definitely one of the very places in the Bay Area to see live theater. Great room, great show, three and a half Stars with a Bang.

But...Plottie thinks he's not very Berkeley anymore. He used to feel a real kinship with the folks over there. Now...jeez. We'll talk about that some more.


At 5:27 PM, Blogger Karen said...

The blogger police may revoke your blogging license for not knowing how to link after, what, 3 years? I'm eating a taco from Bronnie's 96th Street truck at this very moment.

At 11:44 AM, Anonymous hankygirl said...

Gee, even I know how to link. Maybe you could take some of those Butterfingers (they are still around, right?) and bribe a neighbor kid to show you the secret.

On second thought, bring me some of those Butterfingers, and I'll set up the link for you.

At 9:04 PM, Anonymous John The King said...

Never eat a place called "Mom's".

Never play poker with a guy named "Doc".

And never sleep with someone whose problems are worse than yours...


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