It's About Time

Sure signs there are Peruvians on the block: "Dear Customers: After Thursday the 12th we will have guinea pig."

The cashier explained to Plotnik that the guinea pig comes in frozen. Would he like to see it?

Ah, no, gracias. He remembers it from Cuzco, and when he saw it on the plate it was all spread out with its head still on, remember BZ? Maybe it tastes like chicken. But again, gracias, no thanks.