"We'll Leave the Light On For Ya."

Very pretty night last night back in Saint Plotniko, with a just-past-full moon shining over Bernal Hill. Other people in the country are already trapped in heat and humidity but out here the worst we seem to get is fog. So maybe Plottie will stop complaining about the weather for a week or so.

After the Plotzer game last night Plotnik was surfing The Land of the Meaningless and found a documentary on some yahoo who built a gift shop in Florida colored and shaped like an orange. Since he did that his business has tripled.

"Ever-body they come in here now," he said. "We got Merle Street 'n Diana Keaton."

Someday, if they're lucky, they might get Robin de Niro and Al Puccini.