The Great Plotnik

Saturday, May 19, 2012

SUVs and Mega Worship



The Great Plotnik would like to add two addendums to yesterday's post about bbq and the Indian Mega-Temple:


1) Atlanta must sell more giant SUVs than any other city in the country. The parking lot at the bbq joint was absolutely packed with monster cars, and the drivers exiting from them were every bit as big, and mostly male. It may be true that bbq joints, by their very nature, attract larger people, which will make sense when Plotnik reports that the "burger" at Fox Brothers BBQ is actually bbq brisket on a bun, with bacon, pickle, red onion, tomato, pimento cheese and jalapeƱo mayonnaise. Plotnik put on a few ounces himself with the bbq corned beef/ribs combination. Yes, bbq corned beef.


But the size of those cars! Something else you never see in Saint Plotniko.


2) A mega-church is a mega-church, no matter what culture the builders and creators come from. For uninformed and ignorant Plotnik, if the Pope or Bhagwan and all his children were really so spiritual they wouldn't have to build a palace for their followers to fall on the floor to worship them.

Just sayin.'

Not to say the inside isn't gloriously beautiful, because it is. But -- ya know. A McMansion is a McMansion, whatever it looks like inside.


1 Comments:

At 12:22 PM, Blogger mary ann said...

I heard on the radio about a BIG bus crash there near Atlanta. Of course you are fine, despite added weight.

 

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