Snow or Mayo?

Only in...well, Brooklyn or Saint Plotniko, could there possibly be a store devoted to only Mayonnaise. These are the mayonnaise flavors for February, posted on the door at Empire Mayonnaise, along with a tribute to the Hellmans, who made the first commercial mayonnaise in 1911.

Liver Mayo, yes, it's real.

Meanwhile...can this really be happening? It's snowing again! Yesterday it was in the 40s and Plotnik could walk around in his Warriors jacket without gloves or a hat. But now, is this for real? What is it, winter? Maybe it's powdery mayo?

Actually, the French Curry Mayo doesn't sound half bad...