Getting Playoffs Tickets and UPDATE!
The Great PD would have pulled this off. He's the one, when he was twelve, who used to talk the cashier at the movie theater into letting him and his friends into an Over-18 movie, and then ask her for a child's discount.
The Great Plotnik, however, is busy ministering to his flock and has no time for Twittering. Well, he has the time, but he doesn't appear to have the lingo or the knack.
FOLLOW THE PLOTZERS. TWITTER FEED.
No problem. He and Ducknik will only be in town for the first series anyway, probably Plotzers versus Musials, and since the series starts on the 3rd, that would probably mean October 6-7-8, games 3-4-5 in Stiletto City, and ya never know about Game 5.
Looking back, Plotnik asks himself: "HOW COULD YOU?"
Well, how could anyone imagine, when booking airline tickets for a trip to Italy, that the Pitiful Plotzers could become the '27 Yankees? Plotnik had given up on the season already, and even when his team started playing well it didn't seem within the realm of possibility they could make it into the postseason.
PRESALE CODE. SALE CODE.
Got a code? Get a Kleenex.
UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE!
Cousin Mike is king! Two tix, Game One, First Round. $50 a ticket, plus $300 for pastrami at Langers! Wooooo hoooooo!
Yo, Punk! Wedding, shmedding!