Wallacenik, Big Blogs on the Milk Carton

Wallacenik, Big Blogs on the Milk Carton
Originally uploaded by thegreatplotnik.

Have you seen these two?

They were last seen in or around Saint Plotniko quite a few months ago, in the company of unsavory characters carrying short stories. The man in the photo is The Great Wallacenik, 21 years old. He has reportedly been hiding in the Far Northern Suburbs as a protest against The Designated Hitter Rule. The woman is Big Blogs, also 21. She is rumored to be behind a shoe counter in the Far Eastern Suburbs. Anyone with information about either of these persons should contact The Great Plotnik Side of the Milk Carton Rediscovery Center. "Please come home, we miss you." Reward.