No One Can Kan Like The Kanji Man Can

No One Can Kan Like The Kanji Man Can
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The Kanji Man Can Kan. Perhaps The Kanji Man Can Can-Can. Now (apologies in advance), IF the Kanji Man was a Crip, would be be Gang-us Kan?

Note Kanji Man's collar. One point up and one point down. This is a new style sweeping Kanji classes on campuses across the country, where The Great Plotnik is somewhat of a James Dean figure. "So!" they say. "Jay-me-su De-ee-nu!"

The young hipsters who flock to these classes think the one-up one-down style refers to 'One plus One minus One equals Enlightenment,' but The Great Plotnik knows the style is based on Mischief's ears.

Note as well the picture Plotnik has drawn on the blackboard next to his head, which is the Kanji Plotnik is designing for himself. It shows a frowning little boy with an arrow shot through his skull.