Isabella and Ferdinand?

The Great Plotnik is dismayed to see Baby I already crawling, on her hands and knees yet, before The Man. True, William from across the street is quite cute, and seems self-assured and confident. Look at the rakish fold on his thigh, and the way his bangs have been arranged, practically in alphabetical order, along his forehead. Plotnik had girl friends, long ago, who used to spend hours with glue and hair spray to make their bangs look like that.

Yes, William is already a lady killer, no question about it. But what he doesn't know is Isabella is only sizing him up to see if she can use him as a leverage device to help her stand up. Son, get ready for this. You'll see it again.

Obviously, William is destined to own a hair salon ("More Bangs for your Buck!"). As we know, Isabella is going to be Queen of the World. So the question is, years from now, will Queen Isabella remember her old rug-buddy William? Perhaps she will elevate him to the position of Royal Hairdude?

It doesn't look, body-language-wise, if William will turn out to be Queen Isabella's King Ferdinand, unless he takes that multicolored image of the world he is holding in his left hand, and presents it to her with a flourish. Could happen. Keep ya posted.