The Great Plotnik

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Plotnik Goes Looking For Trouble

After seeing so many books, movies, plays, songs and stories attempting to define the difference between men and women, Plotnik thinks he's found the simple answer.


Men like A LOT OF THIS.


Which is to say women think about the ensemble. The whole look. The way everything flows together.

Men put on a cool hat and figure, Dude!

This is why men, not women, rob banks.

A woman would never allow her picture to be taken by any camera, even a surveillance camera, with no thought given to the correct sweat shirt, running shoes and even a gun that didn't clash with the ransom note. Men don't think that far ahead.

This is why so few men blog, and when they do they talk about robbing banks and guns and basketball caps. Women think deeper. They blog about their feelings, their children, their hearts, their lost loves, their anxieties.

Men review plays. Sometimes they don Laker paraphernalia, though it might be a total waste of time.


At 10:54 AM, Blogger notthatlucas said...

Well, this ought to be interesting - your life got a bit boring lately? Trying to get your mind of the impending collapse of the Lakers? (Love that hat though - that may do the trick.)

At 11:46 AM, Blogger Karen said...

Are you saying that men like a lot of Lorena Feijoo en pointe? Watch out when looking for trouble. My latest love affair crashed over a "discussion" of this very topic.

At 11:58 AM, Blogger DAK said...

Which topic, Lorena Feijoo (worth fantasizing over) or the Lakers (not worth it, no, no)? You and I have got to talk about 'The Tosca Project.' Did you read SFTB review?

At 12:10 PM, Blogger Karen said...

The differences between men and women. (I wish it had been over the Lakers—or fantasizing about muscular women. That would at least have made sense.)

At 7:38 PM, Blogger mary ann said...

Yup, you're asking for trouble here...

At 11:19 PM, Blogger bronwen said...

you sure are. you suuuuure are.


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