Oh, Smokey. Oh, Carole. Oh, Plottie. Welcome to the 23rd Century.

So, this guy in the projects in Chicago breaks into another house and attempts to rape a woman who is sleeping in her bed with her small child. She calls her brother, who runs in and becomes a superstar.

No kidding. If this is old news to you, just move on to "Things To Do With Shrimp" or wherever your next stop takes you, but if you haven't experienced it yet, please clear out fifteen minutes and prepare to be flabbergasted. All of this is courtesy The Great PunkyDunky.

His comment is: "Welcome to songwriting in the 23rd Century."

FIRST watch this entire 1 minute news story. Don't fast forward through it. It's on the level.

NEXT, the people who create this 'band' software get wind of the news story. They are called 'Auto Tune the News.' They take this guy's voice and run with this. Check this out.

Next, the world takes over. Who knows who has made all of these, and there are hundreds more available on U-tube.

(Each of these following links is unique.)


-HARD ROCK

-HITLER

-SIGN LANGUAGE

-CHINESE LUTE

-MARCHING BAND

The Great Plotnik World Headquarters crackerjack Legal Affairs team has issued the following statement, in regard to the future of songwriters in the 21st Century:

"Pftttttttttttt."

Translated, this means "we dare you to try and stop singing this tune."