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Here's what The Great Plotnik wrote on Aug 29, approximately one month ago:
"Oh man, the Plotzers are not only through for the year, they may not win another game until Spring Training. True, a 40-game losing streak may be asking for a lot, but this team seems capable of it."
Here's what he's writing at this exact second, Thursday afternoon, Sept 25, on The Great PunkyDunky's birthday: WAAAAAAA - HOOOOOOOO!
The Plotzers have done it! They are the Western Division Cham-peens!
How do ya like that! Plotnik was convinced his team would head into Saint Plotniko to face the Braindead Caribbeans, get knocked off three in a row and then have to play a playoff game against the Phoenix Snake Oils. But it's not to be. No sir. Keep your steeeeenking playoff games.
Now it's on to the playoffs, where Manny has to keep himself and everyone else firing. It looks we'll play the Phillies.
So let The Great Plotnik be the first to officially give up on the Plotzers in the playoffs. They are not only through for the year, they may not win another game until Spring Training. Ommmm.
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Please tell me that you will be at AT&T Park for one of the three games over the weekend to root our team on.
There are still a few tickets left for Saturday October 4 and Sunday October 5. How many tickets would you like?
Wow - if I made a post every time one of my profound proclamations came unravelled I wouldn't have time to go to the bathroom.
Congrats. I actually am pulling for them to represent the west well.
It'll be interesting to see if the Dodgers start resting people this weekend. (The Giants need all the help they can get.)
If you come down for a playoff game, let me know, I would LOVE to see you! Maybe we can catch a second one at a bar (or my apartment)!
Dear Cousin Seattle, I met with the Finance Committee last night. Barb does not think spending $$$ for a game you can watch on TV is such a sound idea. However, a World Series and all bets are off.
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