Reporting the News

Hey, all you Stiletto City Plotnikkies -- look on the cover of the L.A. Times this morning. No, not at poor beleaguered Mayor Villairaigosa, who has taken philooling around to an all new level, but at the handsome reporter on the far left, wearing the rakish reporter's cap, who was sent on assignment for radio station KCRW and The Great Plotnik International News Services.

The Great Plotnik bought two L.A. Timeses this morning. The news seller stared at him. When Plottie showed him the picture of The Great PD, the news seller said: "I used to run an escort service and I have absolutely no self-esteem. But even I think the Mayor should be ashamed of himself." Ooooh, things look bad for Mayor V.

The Great PD looks pretty darned good, though.