A Chilemas Carol

"It's Friday night and all through the house
Plot's back pack is jammed with computer and mouse
The stockings are packed in the suitcase with care
Along with all that other shit that shouldn't be there.
A Flip Cam? A cell phone? A camera? It's silly
A battery powered toothbrush? Now really
Do we need all that trail mix? The chocolate from TJs?
Plottie will probably forget his pjs
But Plot in his kerchief and Duck in her cap
Are about to settle in for a short winter's nap
And listen! You'll hear, as he turns out the light:
"Did you pack the immodium? Oh, Christ, Duck. G'night."